Quote #15441
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #34462
I love life…Yeah, I’m sad, but at the same time, I’m really happy that...
Quote #1158
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #5334
A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #10304
Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
Quote #29721
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
Quote #14100
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Quote #20727
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
Quote #33039
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Quote #21037
First Appeared in 1721