Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #24370
The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
Quote #363
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...
Quote #17532
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...
Quote #2196
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
Quote #22266
Integrity has no need of rules.
Quote #3225
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #2250
He was a wise man who invented God.
Quote #29281
Look at the bow in the cloud, in the very rain itself. That is...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...