Quote #23026
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
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Bibo, ergo sum. – I drink, therefore I am
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Insecurity, commonly regarded as a weakness in normal people, is the basic tool of...
Quote #30275
We know what the animals do, what are the needs of the beaver, the...
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #23949
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
Quote #20707
Marty McFly Jesus, George, it’s a wonder I was ever born.
Quote #20879
We are advertis’d by our loving friends.
Quote #8124
To most of us nothing is so invisible as an unpleasant truth. Though it...
Quote #2105
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.