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A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Every nation ridicules other nations — and all are right.
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When I am dead, I hope it is said, ‘His sins were scarlet, but...
Quote #16785
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
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What is a seer? A man who with luck tells the truth sometimes, with...
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
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Good taste is always an asset.
Quote #31777
How often misused words generate misleading thoughts.
Quote #7178
There are many fine ideals which are not realisable, and yet we do not...