Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #30319
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
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If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself ‘I used...
Quote #33468
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #27155
That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.
Quote #7064
We must conquer war, or war will conquer us.
Quote #22852
Warren Franks and Beans Franks and Beans
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #29623
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.