Quote #15279
In idleness there is a perpetual despair.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #30195
I will be near you when you cry if just to say I sympathize...
Quote #22484
Well, I’m not a crook.
Quote #18672
Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #13970
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered — either by themselves or by others.
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #27759
Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to...
Quote #11798
Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate,...