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Don’t be sweet, lest you be eaten up don’t be bitter, lest you be...
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Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have...
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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Nothing sets a person so much out of the devil’s reach as humility.
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One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one...
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm...
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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good...
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It’s the possibility that when you’re dead you might still go on hurting that...
Quote #30565
If you choose not to decide — you still have made a choice