Quote #2074
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Quote #14596
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
Quote #2296
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #12357
The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided...
Quote #25457
You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.
Quote #20328
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn’t...
Quote #30098
To philosophize is nothing else than to prepare oneself for death.
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #12003
We must not just be in the world and above the world, but also...
Quote #11751
To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price upon conjectures.