Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #1050
Life is too important to take seriously.
Quote #14456
The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark...
Quote #30399
I’m like John Wayne. I only play good guys.
Quote #2557
Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.
Quote #5209
As long as there are fools and rascals, there will be religions.
Quote #6607
Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
Quote #18228
And yet a little tumult, now and then, is an agreeable quickener of sensation...
Quote #32433
Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough.
Quote #6924
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.