Quote #24870
On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #4656
How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #29912
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #18906
You must learn day by day, year by year to broaden your horizon. The...
Quote #10325
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in...
Quote #15843
Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Quote #28323
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and...
Quote #30913
The dog that fetches will also carry. (Translation If someone reveals another’s secrets to...