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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Never answer a hypothetical question.
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The happiest people are those who think the most interesting thoughts. Those who decide...
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Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit.
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I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there...
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Tell me where I can escape death: discover for me the country, show me...
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What children take from us, they give?We become people who feel more deeply, question...
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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
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The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what...
Quote #30600
Our dependency makes slaves out of us, especially if this dependency is a dependency...