Quote #21801
I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
Quote #21443
Science may have found a cure for most evils but it has found no...
Quote #29007
You are the same today that you are going to be in five years...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #12614
That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death...
Quote #24513
There are men that will make you books, and turn them loose into the...
Quote #29964
Life is a dead-end street.
Quote #2677
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Quote #5585
Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
Quote #22820
What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.