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The people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concerns itself...
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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps...
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Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can...
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for...
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The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
Quote #21910
Gabriel Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini Well he wasn’t like today’s magicians...
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If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
Quote #19900
What was significant about the laughter . . . was not just the fact...
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...