Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #8756
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #14091
I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing...
Quote #20952
A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Quote #12727
Fortune is a giver and a taker.
Quote #20819
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...
Quote #3242
I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.
Quote #4907
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #8992
I define joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace – a...
Quote #2144
Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone...