Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #1822
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Quote #6763
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better...
Quote #11329
At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40...
Quote #3689
I see music as the augmentation of a split second of time.
Quote #34400
Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Quote #1533
There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days...
Quote #14083
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #17112
Ah, Hope what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us...
Quote #12859
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.