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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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Life is not a spectacle or a feast it is a predicament.
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I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel ‘em one by...
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Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
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Beware of sentimental alliances where the consciousness of good deeds is the only compensation...
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much...
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I don’t think it’s the function of Congress to function well. It should drag...
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated...