Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #17224
From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals...
Quote #26079
There are never enough ‘I love yous’.
Quote #15087
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this...
Quote #5335
Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.
Quote #2277
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
Quote #20087
One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.
Quote #31166
Do what you fear, and the death of fear is certain.
Quote #25440
Your life is the sum result of all the choices you make, both consciously...