Quote #16766
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch...
Quote #5880
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
Quote #2677
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Quote #16479
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
Quote #4508
The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the...
Quote #33496
A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #1461
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
Quote #23196
Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #24315
Perhaps even these things, one day, will be pleasing to remember.