Quote #20743
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
Quote #7725
Cease, every joy, to glimmer on my mind, But leave—oh! leave the light of...
Quote #202
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...
Quote #12850
Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
Quote #30536
I have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #5384
All art is at once surface and symbol. Those who go beneath the surface...
Quote #33078
In universities and intellectual circles, academics can guarantee themselves popularity-or, which is just as...
Quote #17038
It is true that wealth won’t make a man virtuous, but I notice there...
Quote #3537
A reasonable probability is the only certainty.