Quote #18530
Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks.
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A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #22977
In the dark colony of night, when I consider man’s magnificent capacity for malice,...
Quote #10174
Some people walk in the rain? others just get wet?
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #27809
Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric....
Quote #29983
Riches cover a multitude of woes.
Quote #31697
It will generally be found that men who are constantly lamenting their ill luck...
Quote #19862
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #30025
Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to...