Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #10470
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an...
Quote #12914
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.
Quote #9052
Why you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, and th...
Quote #3151
Where desire writhed there stands a stone; the change was sudden and complete.
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #8857
I hold before you my hand with each finger standing erect and alone, and...
Quote #26504
Anger is a very appropriate and necessary response to an injustice. But stand back...
Quote #21976
In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools...