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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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I hope that no American … will waste his franchise and throw away his...
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The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may...
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Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
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“Hello,” he lied.
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When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
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The finest works of art are precious, among other reasons, because they make it...
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A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that...
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...