Quote #18132
Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which...
Quote #24362
Prove all things hold fast that which is good.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #13790
This is the true joy in life — being used for a purpose recognized...
Quote #27122
Tis the most certain sign, the world’s accurst. That the best things corrupted are...
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Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but...
Quote #969
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #20084
Everyone thinks his own burden heavy.
Quote #29820
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote #3692
How good bad music and bad reasons sound when we march against an enemy.