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My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
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Sometimes … when you stand face to face with someone, you cannot see his...
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Invention is the mother of necessity.
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The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as...
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Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
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The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
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I have not failed. Ive just found 10,000 ways that dont work.
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.