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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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I knew her before she was a virgin.
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Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a...
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I must dislike those who, whatever I do to please them, persist in disliking...
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I would not give one moment of heaven for all the joy and riches...
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To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose...
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May you live all the days of your life.
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The man who suffers from a sense of sin is suffering from a particular...
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.