Quote #3466
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be reguarded as...
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #24913
What is not good for the swarm is not good for the bee.
Quote #32988
The only thing one can do with good advice is to pass it on....
Quote #29089
If the book we are reading does not wake us, as with a fist...
Quote #754
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it....
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #17135
We are never so happy or unhappy as we think.
Quote #19351
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
Quote #7621
Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of...