Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #26482
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
Quote #22046
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
Quote #28273
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Quote #8201
Gold for friends, Lead for foes.
Quote #28192
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...
Quote #32323
What a pity that so many people rather believe their doubts And doubt their...
Quote #9050
I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #1581
When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to...