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Anyone who has got a book collection and a garden wants for nothing.
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Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
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Before you act consider when you have considered, tis fully time to act.
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To err is human; to forgive, divine.
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Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his...
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What was significant about the laughter . . . was not just the fact...