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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself...
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The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of...
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
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A grain of gold will gild a great surface, but not so much as...
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Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it,...
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The slanderer and the assassin differ only in the weapon they use; with the...
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If you don’t leap, you’ll never know what it’s like to fly.
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...