Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #26582
We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.
Quote #26141
If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death,...
Quote #34467
A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...
Quote #12333
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
Quote #24526
There is no love lost between us.
Quote #32683
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working...
Quote #10231
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
Quote #8024
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it,...
Quote #18943
I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget.