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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
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You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from...
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Once lead this people into war and they will forget there ever was such...
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #27898
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
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Possession is eleven points in the law.
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Formerly a public man needed a private secretary for a barrier between himself and...
Quote #8388
Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made...
Quote #28979
Live by what you believe so fully that your life blossoms, or else purge...
Quote #26447
Most maxim-mongers have preferred the prettiness to the justness of a thought, and the...