Quote #22022
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
Quote #11336
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #19671
Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.
Quote #25346
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand...
Quote #33436
Honesty is the only way with anyone, when you’ll be so close as to...
Quote #26702
They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
Quote #5582
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Quote #17753
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Quote #9472
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #26275
It’s as if we think liberation a fixed quantity, that there is only so...