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The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war...
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has unquestionably one really effective weapon?laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution?these can lift...
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence...
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Whether we bring our enemies to justice, or justice to our enemies, justice will...
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Sometimes being pushed to the wall gives you the momentum necessary to get over...
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Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Why be a man when you can be a success?
Quote #10943
Art washes away from the soul, the dust of everyday living.
Quote #30983
Patience is the key to paradise.