Quote #13036
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #21448
I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my...
Quote #11244
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #31737
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #7084
Unjust dominion cannot be eternal.
Quote #16271
Do what you know and perception is converted into character.
Quote #19568
He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.
Quote #22033
Challenges are what make life interesting overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
Quote #25391
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can’t hear it.