Quote #2478
In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #13531
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Quote #20037
Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.
Quote #24740
For not many men, the proverb saith, can love a friend whom fortune prospereth...
Quote #11541
I go into ecstasies every time I see the naked figure of a woman,...
Quote #29792
No medicine cures what happiness cannot.
Quote #8847
Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.
Quote #11300
Anger is one of the sinners of the soul.
Quote #26748
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.