Quote #34624
Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
Quote #23424
Not all who wander are lost.
Quote #6555
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...
Quote #22509
Get a good night’s sleep and don’t bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election...
Quote #1685
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
Quote #3564
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #32426
A best friend it like a four leaf clover – Hard to find, and...
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #2258
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.