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They say that death kills you, But death doesn’t kill you. Boredom and indifference...
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An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he...
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If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the...
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It’s all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
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Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the...
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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No arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable...