Quote #29591
The little things are most worthwhile– quiet word, a look, a smile.
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #3074
No place affords a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hopes than...
Quote #3100
The enemy came. He was beaten. I am tired. Goodnight.
Quote #3714
It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker,...
Quote #16869
Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders...
Quote #9628
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
Quote #22133
An intellectual hate is the worst.
Quote #15278
Too many people run out of ideas long before they run out of words.
Quote #3754
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.