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To add insult to injury.
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The wise man thinks about his troubles only when there is some purpose in...
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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg,...
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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and...
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Dateline Mesopotamia, 3500 B.C. That’s when the multi-faceted sounds we call music got its...
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The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...