Quote #23252
Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not...
Quote #27946
And if I laugh at any mortal thing, This that I may not weep.
Quote #22064
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter...
Quote #22509
Get a good night’s sleep and don’t bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election...
Quote #14562
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Quote #28002
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks...
Quote #11080
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
Quote #1488
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #29584
Life is a culmination of the past, an awareness of the present, an indication...