Quote #11724
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Quote #20543
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Quote #1101
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art.
Quote #16904
A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam that flashes across his...
Quote #24014
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce...
Quote #27051
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Quote #5935
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
Quote #8460
If a rich man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised...
Quote #23178
Every man has two countries his own and France.