Quote #15839
Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too...
Quote #20574
I cannot forgive my friends for dying I do not find these vanishing acts...
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #26895
I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
Quote #25144
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
Quote #22012
When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
Quote #16303
Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never...
Quote #20759
I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
Quote #27953
If you want to succeed in the world you must make your own opportunities...
Quote #24114
There’s a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew...