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Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
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Geniuses are the luckiest of mortals because what they must do is the same...
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll end up somewhere else.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror,...
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The happiest people I know are the ones who have learned how to hold...
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Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who...
Quote #13647
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.