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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
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No one is safe from slander. The best way is to pay no attention...
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When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....
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Be careful what you set your heart upon – for it will surely be...
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Heal the past, Live the present, Dream the future.
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It doesn’t do good to open doors for someone who doesn’t have the price...
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Indeed, what is there that does not appear marvelous when it comes to our...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...