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God, I don?t have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in...
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Promote yourself, but do not demote another.
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...
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Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
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Although the whole of this life were said to be nothing but a dream...
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When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and...
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I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at...