Quote #1124
They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.
Quote #20041
I am the toughest golfer mentally.
Quote #19140
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
Quote #7004
Lighter is the wound foreseen.
Quote #30713
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
Quote #23664
Ring Announcer What’s your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That’s it...
Quote #871
To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave...
Quote #2856
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are...
Quote #775
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #33232
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...