Quote #1732
Health is worth more than learning.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #7910
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Quote #21351
Experience is not what happens to a man it is what a man does...
Quote #1833
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Quote #2187
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Quote #33160
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #4403
False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with...
Quote #31381
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...
Quote #17822
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...