Quote #6598
One should count each day a separate life.
Quote #28278
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #3396
Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn...
Quote #9742
The best holistic remedy for high blood pressure is a purring cat on your...
Quote #25453
Miracles happen to those who believe in them.
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Quote #22730
The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to...
Quote #11661
Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary...
Quote #9295
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal...
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...