Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
Quote #7008
There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
Quote #12403
God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
Quote #295
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quote #10690
Daylight, in my mind, the night faded.
Quote #32970
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
Quote #20688
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Quote #28618
A man’s character is his fate.
Quote #34788
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
Quote #24372
Choice has always been a privilege of those who could afford to pay for...