Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...
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Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
Quote #11145
A brave man dies but once, a coward many times.
Quote #15779
The true law of the race is progress and development. Whatever civilization pauses in...
Quote #16739
The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
Quote #23704
It’s asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well...
Quote #2629
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #13275
Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without.
Quote #14862
Early morning hath gold in its mouth.